Here are some sweets guaranteed not to rot your teeth. Go make your own candy hearts here. According to the manufacturer they are "available in six different flavors, including: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand and Fossilized Antacid." Go check out the demotivators, too. I laughed out loud and was cured of all hope and ambition.