Mark: You know, Atlanta just isn't freakin' hot enough in July. Isn't there a way we can get closer to the equator without leaving the contiguous US?
Cheryl: Hey! I know! Let's visit my folks in South Florida. We can pack up the boys and the dog and burn about $400 in gas by driving 20+ hours round trip! Oooh....maybe Trumpet will vomit!
Mark: Great idea, but I'm worried about gaining weight while we're at your folks'.
Cheryl: Yeah, my Mom's a great cook.
Mark: True, but it's not that. I'm concerned about the empty calories in all the beer I'll have to drink to get through the visit.
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Okay...that was my grin for the morning. Thanks!
I'm still trying to lose the weight I gained in December with all the good cookin'!
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